ARTICLE

1. Lite jokes

a. Husband Wife Divorce Jokes

   Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
   Lawyer : Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!

   (litejokes.com)

b. ===>enjoy the joke!

   X: what do ants take when they are ill?

   Y: I don't know

   X: they take ANTibiotics

c. Conversation between Mom and son

  X: Mum, does God go to the bathroom?

   Y: No son, why do you ask?

   X : Well, every morning dad goes to the bathroom, knocks on the door, and shouts " oh God! are you             still there?"

d. Travelling by aeroplane

   X: Tell the passengers that I have both good news and bad news for them

    Y: What's the good news?

    X: We're flying in perfect weather and we are making excellent time 

    Y: and what's the bad news?

    X: we're lost

    Y: what ....???????

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